Yeah, we should be friends, well…. Facebook friends. You can add me on facebook and we’ll be friends. You’re not much of an updater are you? Nevermind, I can just hide your feed. And don’t go commenting on my pictures and stuff – we hardly know each other! But yeah, we can be limited profile facebook friends. It’ll be like old times, well this time. The time we met. What I’m saying is we won’t ever be in the same room again but we can still be friends. I mean, feel free to follow me on twitter but don’t be surprised if I don’t follow you. See you around, friend!

The board are concerned.

Is it the economy? Are schools cutting back on purchase or are kids just getting stupider? They probably don’t deserve such an honour.

The news blames everyone and suggests 2009 is gonna hit us sticker printers the worst – I blame the teachers.

Father was right. I should have got into the toilet paper business.

In relation to the job posting tell us about a public figure you admire and explain why:

I’d say my personal hero has to be Jesus because I think we are a lot alike. What I admire most about him is not so much his teachings or sacrifice – I just think that, like me, he was a bit of a late bloomer.

My dad’s a very pushy man, another thing we’ve got in common, and he thinks I should be more career minded at 23-years-old and know what I want to do. I pointed out that Jesus didn’t know what he wanted to do until he was thirty! And if it’s good enough for him then it’s good enough for me.

I take great comfort in the fact that if this job sucks I’ll eventually find something that’ll work out.

Also, he had a cool beard.