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Can You Find The Mistake

Can You Find The Mistake

Thanks to Scrivener I’ve learnt a new way to up my proofing game. I have great difficulty proofing my own work. A written piece is never finished and there is always something that could be changed. To turn of the part of my brain that wants to re-write the whole thing and keep the part of my brain that proof-reads seems to be impossible.

It’s so much easier to proof-read someone else’s work but even then the brain is very tricky.  For instance, it’s often pointed out that as long as you keep the first and second letter of a word the same you can swap the middle ones around and people still get the message. When I’m in auto-pilot I breeze through these kinds of errors.

And then if a word is missing the mind is quite happy to fill in the blank without even asking for credit. It’s also fine with skipping over the double words as as well (see what I did there?). I have a theory it stores those double words for the instances when the word is missing. There is a special part of the brain that holds these reserves and you only notice the mistake if your reserves are low. I guess that means if the reserves are full then you do you notice the double words.

Either way my brain had great trouble trying to find the mistake in this little poser:

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I actually googled the question to find the answer. Yes, I’m ashamed. When proofing my own work I’ve found Scrivener an invaluable piece of kit. Within the edit menu there is an option called speech which will read out the text for me. For some reason my ears aren’t connected to the same inner editor my eyes are which means I spot far more mistakes. Misspelled words may look fine but they sound awful. That goes for bad grammar and redundant words too. It’s really helped shape my work.

Just another fantastic feature of Scrivener I wanted to share.

Forever

Forever

Standing before the congregation, Mr. Speaker smiled and spoke, “Today we mourn the loss the dearly departed. But we must remember, that although his body is dead, he is alive. For we are all going to live forever.”

The audience beamed with the knowingness that filled them as he spoke these words. We’re all going to live forever. A deep sigh of relief.

“For if he were dead, then that would mean you all will someday die too. And that would mean that I would die,” The speaker shook his head in a pantomime fashion so even the people at the back could see. “I’m not going to die,” he said with a little chortle.

The congregation laughed with him, little busts from different areas. What a silly idea dying was.

“For we all live forever. And now, we are going to sing hymn number 109, ‘I’m going to live forever’.”

After the hymn and the burying of the dead, although not as dead as he would appear, member of the congregation. They all made their way to the hall for tea and scones.

“Oh, Mr Speaker,” Mrs. Old Lady said while putting her hand on his shoulder. “I must say, I did like your talk today.”

“Thank you very much, Mrs. Old Lady.”

“I especially liked the part about living forever.”

“Oh wasn’t that good,” said Mr. Balding Man. “I liked that part to. So true, so true.”

“Yes,” said  Mr.  Young Man. “As you were saying it, my heart knew it was true, not my brain, my brain complained, the sneaky brain, but my heart knew it was true.”

“Because we are all going to live forever,” Mrs. Old Lady added.

“Yes,” said Mr. Speaker. Although he had his doubts in the morning, knowing everyone else believed him, assured Mr. Speaker he was right. He had to be right, right? What other option was there? Not death.

Surely not.

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11:27pm.

Sitting on an underground train I finish ruffling through the free paper and focus on the driver’s announcement.

“-I want you to know I only meant to scare her,” the calm voice said. “It was never supposed to kill her,”

My ears picked up. How long has he been talking?

“I thought burying her would be hardest but keeping it a secret this long has destroyed me.”

I look on at the dozen other passengers all transfixed on their portable entertainment. The confessional washing over them.

He continues: “I’m sure you’re disgusted by my tale and I do not expect forgiveness. I accepted my place in hell long ago.”

The speakers go silent. Should I be worried? Scared? Ring the police? I feel bad that what I really want is the first part of the story. The gossip.

Our train slows and the speakers crackle back to life.

His final words: “This station is Mill Hill East. All change here.”

The carriage empties as my fellow passengers shuffle onto the platform – unaware of what happened. I guess I’m no different.

Writing with the carrot or the stick: Written Kitten VS. Write or Die

Writing with the carrot or the stick: Written Kitten VS. Write or Die

Writing can be a right pain in the bum sometimes. At these moments you have to make yourself get on with it. The best way for me is to run the Freedom app which blocks the internet, turn on iTunes and get writing.

When I’m not blocking the internet I’ve noticed there is a growing crop of online writing aids, some are cute, some are evil.

CUTE: Written? Kitten!

Written? Kitten! is a website featuring a text box for you to write in. It rewards your growing word count with a picture of a kitten. You set a word count goal, starting at 100, and then it will celebrate you reaching each unit of words with a fresh cute kitten picture. It’s that simple. Luckily, if you computer battery dies or you accidentally click away to another page, the website uses cookie to remember what you wrote so you don’t lose your work.

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As attributed on the site, the kitten picture is from: غمض عيونك by ● Łéł†Āķ Mă3ý ● (under CC-BY)

SCARY: Write or Die

Write or Die actually inspired Written Kitten, instead of positive reinforcement of tiny cats this site’s modus operandi is to terrorise you into submission. You pick your word count and allot the time you want it written in. Then you write in the text box. If you can’t keep up with the pace, or you take too long a break you get punished.

You can choose to have a number of horrors including annoying sounds, alarm bells, dangling spiders or creepy crawlies. The most terrorising of the lot is kamikaze mode. You take too long and the text box deletes words off your screen. To be honest, it deletes random letters from words so it’s easy to work out what you meant and fix later. It seems psychologically effective. If you buy the app then you can reward yourself too with puppy pictures, similar to Written Kitten.

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Personally, I’ll be sticking to Freedom, I need to be locked out of the world-wide web and have a set playlist to stay focused. I’ve also found working at the same time in the same location helps build the habit. The rest is a gimmick, but they are fun gimmicks.