Category: Non-Fiction

Real events from an Englishman living in America

Bad Dream

Bad Dream

I had a bad dream last night. The characters were two-dimensional, the plot was really hard to follow, and it ended abruptly.

‘Nice Boobs’ or ‘I love Your Accent’

‘Nice Boobs’ or ‘I love Your Accent’

Having an English accent and moving to America is a lot like being an average woman who’s just had a boob job. You were not considered special before. You was the same as everyone else. But now you get lots of attention and it’s actually quite nice. But then you notice the attention is not for the right things.